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Recent Movie Reviews

Pussy Game Pussy Game

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


A catchy song with sexual innuendos and and an adorable video? What's not to love?

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Gabriel Barsch Reel 2010 Gabriel Barsch Reel 2010

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Unorginally Entertaining to watch.

Well of course Madness isn't yours, I like your style, and the facial expressions mixed in with the usual "+" for faces was very neat.

I look forward to more of you in the future.

GabrielBarsch responds:

you are the first person to comment this movie and the first who just give me a 9 ???? fuck you !!!

Toboggan Turtle! Toboggan Turtle!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A cute little loop.

The animation was fluent and smooth, and it was cute to watch, and lightened my mood, as simple as it is.

This deserves an A+, which I hope you got.

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BMack24 responds:

it did actually. go me. thanks for reviewing, sir.

Recent Game Reviews

Road of the Dead Road of the Dead

Rated 5 / 5 stars

In the Top 10 Best NG games, no doubt.

I remember using this "Distance" Engine (Not sure if it has a name) on another game, and it kinda sucked. So I was skeptical on if it was going to be fun or not.

But wow, what an amazing experience it was!

The start is slow, but once you manage to power-up your vehicle, every moment is heart-pounding fun. I'm glad you had a save function becuase I came back for more often.

The chaos of it all is another perk of it as well. The bombs, the tire strips, the shooting, the air strikes, helicopters, AND OMFG ZOMBIES. This game requires the user not only to have lightning fast relexes, but to the plan ahead and stratagize your escape as well. Going in uprepared cuases an unexpected end.

And Oddly enough, I find the main character strangley likeable. TomaMoto's usual decent voice acting to his like quips and yoohoo's and his downright determination to escape, all made me more drawn to the game, and fueled my want to help him escape.

Amazing game. Original, exciting addicting, and filled with more gore from SickDeathFiend's fantastic (and also very disturbing) art skills then one can handle, it can fuel any action junky's endless needs. Loved it.

It also needs a sequel.

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SimpleSoccer SimpleSoccer

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Rather Un-fun.

Meh. It needs some tweeking. Anytime you attempt to do anything with the ball the other team simply steals it away. Shooting and passing is a bit difficult as well.

Sure it's simple soccer, but it's bland, and a little too simple. With some time I bet it would be much better then it is now.

Looming Looming

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haunting Run through an Amazing Story

Truthfully, art flash in it's highest degree.

I loved learning about all the things that had lived in looming before September arrived.

I also loved the tablets and rods, as I read them, I was suprised, (and delighted) that they Lorem and Seecha were talking about each other.
And then finding such momuments on the map like the device the Seecha used to attempt to catch the Oarbor.
The storytelling is great in this game. I kind of wanted more, but I am content becuase i fully enjoyed this game.

The only problem to me was finding all the artifacts. I managed to do so, but after you find the majority of them, find the last 2 or 1 is like trying the find a needle in the haystack, where i would rather hear more about Septemer and January. :P

Great game. I always enjoy submissions from you. I know you are plenty mature enough to ignore assholes like Pacos223 down there, but please don't let people like him discourage you.

Make more masterpieces like the majestic, abondoned world of Looming.

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Recent Audio Reviews

Peter G. Fireflies acapella. Peter G. Fireflies acapella.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Quite soothing.

I love both the songs, but you seemed to add a more mellow feel to them when combined together.

This is a great piece to relax on a summer night, or fall asleep to.

Great work, I absolutely loved it.

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lion sleeps accapella pitched lion sleeps accapella pitched

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Heh, *sniff*

I started with your Boogley Birthday song... and I loved it so much, that I tired to find out what else you did, becuase I adore a accpella. I was astonished to find you did such fun and amazing songs, with great vocal talent! When I heard this though, it was heart-raising, and I was hit with a truck of pure joy.

You are an amzing artist. Please, never stop doing what you do. I looked forward to new songs you plan to put out.

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Stalagmite responds:

haha!" well thank you my friend :D i hope i can produce more songs to your expected standards. and OF COURSE! i only do songs that are fun to perform ^ ^ thanks matey!

Saturday Morning Watchmen Saturday Morning Watchmen

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Why are all these retards missing the point of this? Go watch the flash morons before you bash the song, becuase most of you obviously haven't. And if you have and still think it's bad, you are too uptight, ney, REALLY uptight.

As for the song, it's hilarious, and clever. I loved how you made the Watchmen into childish love, goofy sidekicks, and sillyness from the normal rape, almost gothic charcters, and gorey deaths. You made something sinister, itno something innocent, and that is quite talented. I can get that message form he song itself without watching the flash.

The song itself is nice, the voice of course, is annoying, but thats the point. Even some dialogue in there made me chuckle, like "give you cancer" which is that short beat of shock, and then "turn into a car". Heh.

Good Job HH. I hope you make more songs like this. It brightended my day.

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Recent Art Reviews

Downfall of Berlin Downfall of Berlin

Rated 5 / 5 stars


It almost looks exactly like a photograph. It's hard to tell the difference.

Haha, it sort of made me laugh, just because of the soldier's expression, and it looks like he is receiving shocking news. It created a mental caption.

"What do you MEAN Hitler shot himself?"

Adventure Time Shoes Adventure Time Shoes

Rated 5 / 5 stars

NG Users Fail, but Epic Shoe Win.

First off, these shoes are skillfully done! The character look almost as if they were drawn by the actual animators.
The colors are vibrant and fun. Looking at these shoes is just eye ecstacy.

As for you users out there giving these shoes low scores becuase "this show is fucking retarded." Are you serious? Come on.

If you dislike the show, thats fine. But don't take a verbal crap on this piece of art, just becuase you are not a fan!

Enjoy these masterfully done shoes and the hard work he did.

Amazing work, and a great addition to the art portal, I hope to see more stuff like this out of you.

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Ninjkabat responds:

Meh, I've taken enough verbal dumps on things; I'm secure enough to brush off a few on my work.

Anyway, I will probably try to do a couple more gift pairs of shoes for people before I leave for Japan in September.

the Hunter the Hunter

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Get it off!!!

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